You are doing me a frighten.
@gingerstuff, Heck's sake
I live these lil
@king trufflebutter, then you'd love my dick pics
@king trufflebutter, right? This thing is adorable. It must've just hatched or something.
@Mr Sarcastic, #bestcomments
@The Puppet Man, I used to have a snake about this size, there are green and black variants, but I can't recall their name.
We call the black kind "ringnecks" in Kansas.
Seriously, what isn't cute as a baby? You could literally hand me a baby deathclaw and I'd probably end up raising it as my own!
@Cabbage Salesman, maybe then it wouldn't kill you either
@Cabbage Salesman, humans
@Cabbage Salesman, human babies
Now is I that shall boop
All cower in fear of the mighty
Yeah, that's cute, but it's also a black mamba, one of the deadliest snakes on earth. And, being a baby, way more dangerous, because it won't have learned to control the release of its venom yet.
@Madelin, I don't believe you. That's very obviously a coral snake. Those are most dangerous as a baby because the temper tantrums they throw can raise and destroy entire coral reefs.
@Not Actually a Corgi, I... I can't tell if you're serious or not.
@Madelin, that happens a lot. In most cases, as with this one, I'm joking.
@Madelin, sounds like my sex life...
Good god stuckpixel! I didn't know I downloaded scare the hell out of you pics.... a little warning would be nice.
I need one in my life
So what are these memes called? Because that snake that snake is awesome. Him and I are gonna have martinis together.
DO NOT STEP ON SNEK
Credit to @captnmerica, for the idea!
This is not cute. Snakes will never be cute.
@towelbot, but are they sexy?
I think they're a little of both
@Not Actually a Corgi, oh yes :)