To all the ladies out there with fellas to impress.
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
1. cut a hole in a box.
2. put your ass in that box.
3. make him open the box.
And that's the way you do it
@I shjt you not, to all the gentleman out there with hoes to keep. It's simple to do just follow these instructions. 1. Cut a hole in a box. II. Put your dick in that box. C. Make her open the box. And that's the way you don't do it.
@I shjt you not, I think we might be breaking paradoxical proportions here. Allow me to elaborate, she will cut a hole in a box, then she shall put her box in a box. Finally, I will put my junk in her box that is in a box. Annndddd boom goes the dynamite.
@Loving you violently, did someone call me?
@ DynamiteDick, you have been asleep for quite some time, haven't you. Weird how I use a saying and you immediately spring back into action. Bravo and welcome back. Surprising to say the least.
@I shjt you not, does this work if you're ugly?
@Loving you violently, thought it was time for a comeback. Now we wait for Jamal
@SusieQ, I am going to share with you something the Army taught me when I was a young buck. "If you have no standards, you will never be disappointed." Use this information as you feel necessary. Hope it helps.
@ DynamiteDick, welcome back. As for Jamal, you might be waiting as long as guys do while their significant others get ready. Unless, you are satisfied with the number of impersonators, or you have a serious case of advanced Alzheimer's. If that's the case, we all are Jamal.
@SusieQ, 60 percent of the time it works every time
@I shjt you not, it's my ass in a box!
Remember: there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. Bang someone in need. Merry Christmas.
@origamiguyljb, it's May.. Christmas looks to be coming early this year for him.
@origamiguyljb, YAY! *throws confetti* Christmas is cumming early this year!
@origamiguyljb, the booty comes with a side of puss
@origamiguyljb, Barney Stinson
@origamiguyljb, sounds like some PSA on animal planet.
@Psykotik, animal planet?
@origamiguyljb, sappy people watch animals, my friend.
@Psykotik, I did not mention animals
@origamiguyljb, but I DISD.
@Psykotik, THE TYPO. IT HURTS SO BAD.
@Psykotik, shut up, J
@Psykotik, YOUR INITIAL
@origamiguyljb, what initial?
@Psykotik, don't make me leave the table
@origamiguyljb, I'm always in need
As we drive closer to 100,000 uploads, I just want to acknowledge how much of an honor its been seeing you guys come up with some amazing pics and comments... Thank you guys for showing me and MANY others a good time! Best Community EVER!!! ^_^
lucky, all my girlfriend got me were socks
@mjbisgreat, lucky, I don't have a girlfriend
@mjbisgreat, that's strange.... your girlfriend gave you my girlfriend
@mjbisgreat, what is this girlfriend? Is it a new champion?
@The Evil Monkey, why did they down vote you?
@The Evil Monkey, interesting, I'll gladly take both
@hurt urself pooping, I ask myself that everyday.
You have to be the booty
Omce upon a time a man decided that he would start a business. He decided that he would make the first clean laundromat in history. When he took out loan he accidentally bought a guide on sewing shoelaces. Regretting his decision, he decided that Wisconsin rules made no sense. He then went and became good friends with a mug of hot cocoa. The End.
@A Bored Storyteller, cliff hanger!
@A Bored Storyteller, BUT WHY?!?!?
@Chirplez, The world needs a clean laundromat.
Remember there's no greater gift than the gift of a repost
I got all the girls at my school yoga pants for Christmas
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.
This doesn't look like the dick I ordered.
Why did this make me hard?
Girls ass must always be naked
I would put my dick in that box
@Thestonedtaco, Agreed. I seem to have a thing for chicks with short hair. And she has a really nice butt. That too.
This puts a whole new spin on the box in a box prank, and i approve
Hey loll guys it's a jep by Steve
Oh I thought it was gonna be a repost in the box
@Free WiFi, Such an old pic
them players and sluts be like...
Wow this is so much better than dick in a box!
What is it about butts that we like? Don't get me wrong I love them I'm just not sure why. Is it the look, the smell, the taste, the feel etc?
I SALTS. ( smiled a little then stoped)
Me too! I got coal!
I wanna pop that bubble......hohohoohhoho
5 May 2014 #5May2014
@Raven1313, baby come back
You win this time boner.
Now honey my present to you it's a Dick in the box
Christmas came early
Now I don't have to return my Dick-In-A-Box
Guys we are less than a thousand pics away from 100,1000!
@Toilet Scroller, 100,000*
And his gift to her is his dick in a box. They have a box fetish
I would explode in there
And then the dick goes back in the box.