how many rubs does it take.
Reminiscent of the tootsie pop owl. "A one, a two, a three!" *pops boner*
@gettinitfosho, I watched explosm with the kid asking "how many ways can one skin a cat?" ....
Jokes on you, already had a boner before it started
I'm not gonna lie guys, all of you are amazing for getting my first post upvoted so much
@leon3847, welcome to the uploaders club!
*guy attempts sexy time*
Girl: "I'm tired"
This just in: "It's not that much"
The moment when her butt is basically a cocoon around your djck
She knows what she's doing
Waits for the count to say "One, hahaha"
For fvck sake, ladies! When you want some dick, reach down his pants and grab it.
If he's in bed with you, that cock is yours to ride whenever you please.
@EatMyAss, no but it's nice to feel him getting all turned on when you're all pressed up close against him. It's hot. Grabbing his dick is unsubtle and unsexy.
I miss my ex 😭😭😭. Lol. All day today it's been this. We broke up two years ago. Wtf. I'm over the Internet today
@SuPeR6EiGhT, look at it this way... they're your ex for a reason, and maybe the reason is because you deserve better
@SuPeR6EiGhT, im gonna lay some real shït on ya right now. You dont miss your ex, not really anyway. What you miss is having fun (and probably sex, which is my major vice). All you need to do is go do stuff that you find fun. I promise it'll help.
How can i casually slide it between her cheeks? This is literally the only way my wife and i have had sex for several months.... Not bad, just...predicktable and. Shjt, i forgot my other pun. Is boring a pun?
Damn! One of my fav trick is now exposed to the world.