Looks like she may have done something like this before....
*sweats* go on...
@FaceGhost, *while staring at the huge buldge between the legs*
@DiSoNeGuY, bro... boobies
@seeUpee, *caveman voice* atta?
@DiSoNeGuY, *sweats* Go on...
Her instincts kicked in
@coxy88, any girl who’s instinct is to put it in her mouth is wife material
@coxy88, god I love sluts
@BigJohnson86, the literal opposite of wife material??
@Child Slapper, look I like a girl that even when things are going wrong she’ll put it in her mouth and swallow as much as she can
@BigJohnson86, yes, that is what you call ho material. Imagine wifing that and having big boi friends over? Instincts are hard to kick.
But the opposite, you get to train her in your own special way! (man that sounds way worse than I intended....)
@Child Slapper, bold of you to assume I have friends
This will definitely do. *aggressively unzips pants*
not gonna lie.. kinda hot
Come on you can handle that mediocre beer
look me in the eyes when you do that
False promises yield to dubious functions
@Che D Lay sir, I can tell you haven’t got laid in a while
@seeUpee, Don't be absurd, PP gets fūcked every time he opens his mouth.
*jams thumb in bottle and proceeds to spray the offender with beer. Tosses some loose pocket change at them.
Me: Now go clean yourself up, and get me another beer.
Well well well..... them titties be looking fine!