I sleep basically naked in ass-less chaps for these exact scenarios
Anti-cowboy measures is the Big Iron
@Downvote Trash, but what if it’s on his hip
@eleven, deploy anti-anti-cowboy-measures measures
@Downvote Trash, but what if he’s an Arizona ranger
@eleven, tell him where Texas Red is and he will be on his way- back to bed
My sister believes my dads old house was haunted. She said growing up she would sometimes see a cowboy sitting at the edge of her bed. The again. . . . My sisters a big fat liar
"You've got to have faith!"