Mines the other way around
@Dimir FTW, Left handers unite! Lemme see my fellow lefties in the replies!
@onetoendall, yall are fūckin weird
@Dimir FTW, Mister Sinister here
@Dimir FTW, Same. But I’m right handed.
@onetoendall, im not lefty but have my phone of left pocke
@onetoendall, here I am!
@Dimir FTW, same
@Weird Porn Stash, also same. Roght handed, and my left eye is lazy and too blury to read/see with. Yet i still hold my phone for memes ect with the left.
@Dimir FTW, Who in their right mind would keep their phone in the right side pocket? Psychopaths..
@Dimir FTW, I see you to are a man of culture
@Dimir FTW, I’m right handed but keep phone in left pocket
Left: phone, right: wallet, keys
I hate too much shjt in my pockets.
Makes it impossible to sneak up and catch the children.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, but you aren’t wearing pants... where are your pockets?
@Urdnot Wrex, it's like a cross between a fanny pack and Batman's utility belt. Except it's all denim with FloGrown and Nascar stickers/patches on it. Really gets my cousins riled up at the family reunions.
I went against my better judgment and put a cart in the right pocket with my phone, the screw part scratched the screen :(
@TheHippie52, like...a shopping cart?
@unknownjanitor, I think he means go cart
@12345654321, oh you're definitely right. That's much more feasible to fit in a pocket.
@unknownjanitor, might be talking a vape cartridge but they don't have a screw on them unless they mean the 510 thread at the base that attaches it to a battery, but I wouldn't call it a screw.
@Littlechuckie, weed cart, basically a vape cart but way cooler. They screw into the pen, this one happened to be sharp enough
@unknownjanitor, weed cartridge, think vape pen but better. No oder and the smoke dissipates instantly. They are called carts, brands lean into it, one of my fav brands in Mario carts. Smoking princess peach n such
@TheHippie52, oh you smoke those black market mids carts? One way ticket to cancer town. But for real though, Mario Carts is an unlicensed brand and they have found pesticides and vitamin E Acetate in them. Stay safe brother
@Littlechuckie, I mostly smoke the legit ones but yeah there's a lot of sketchy products out there
wrong! it depends if you got a car first or a phone first. some of us are older than cell phones so keys went in right pocket.
Put the headphones in the right pocket as well and you pretty much got what my inventory system looks like.
Phone goes in the back right pocket, wallet back left pocket, knife is clipped on front right pocket, everything else is evenly distributed
phone(s) front right. keys, toothpick, pocketknife front left. back right wallet. back left chewing tobacco.
Right pocket gets phone and, if I have them with me, earbuds and knife.
Left gets wallet and keys.
Everything else can fvck off unless I'm wearing cargo shorts
right pocket: phone
Left pocket: wallet
Back pockets: always empty cause i dont like sitting on my stuff and makes it easy for pick pocketers to steal
Left pocket: Phone
Right pocket: misc
Small right pocket: keys
Back right pocket: wallet
Back left pocket: loose change
For me left pocket: Nintendo switch, right pocket: phone and earbuds
My phone is in my back pocket and two front pockets are filled with random stuff
Left pocket: phone
Right pocket: keys, pocket knife
Back left: gun
Back right: wallet
Why would you have keys in your left pocket?
Right pocket: Gun. Back Left: Phone. Back Right: Wallet
@PunisherTampaBay, only thing that goes in my right pocket is a pocket knife
@PacificaPelican So you’re the one they meant when they said “He brought a knife to a gun fight”
@PunisherTampaBay, gun goes on me right hip