See? Halloween is a holiday we can really get behind.
@Robin the Tactician, literally
🎵 It's the best time of the year 🎵
@FP Waiter, most wonderful
@FP Waiter, Yes it is...
@FP Waiter, It goes: "It's the most wonderful time of the year" lol
Thousands of Harley's this year
@awkrap, *buzz talking to my Woody* Harleys.. Harleys everywhere
@awkrap, people want to be motorcycles? :P
@awkrap, "screw the batmobile, I'm going a ride in this Harley."
@Fellacio Jones, why is buzz talking to your woody? Did you put him in your pants... I mean... I... can talk to your woody... what? Who said that?
That's not the only thing about to come
@HappyApe, sorry, I know that was a softball joke, I will see myself out
@HappyApe, oh I'm gonna brace it alright
Im not even mad
@WaitWTF, thinkin the same dam thing
Dat girl on the right tho
@Phil Tippet, stop it. I can only get so erect.
@Phil Tippet, Them girls from the left to the right tho! *Bites lower lip*
@Phil Tippet, that girl on the left though
Brace yourselves: I'm about to start fapping
@Donald Trump, you're gonna have to build a wall around me buddy, i don't fvck around. It's on...
I know it doesn't really matter but.. Who is the one in grey supposed to be?
@IQhunter, I guess just being slutty is a costume now
+Waits for @TedMosebyIsaJerk to comment about the slütty pumpkin*
part 10000000 of why you should never open this app in public
So am I.
@AnotherIdiot, there it is. Haha
See I could be wearing that, but I'm too busy trying to convert my dinosaur onesie into a dragon for this year.
Bjtches need to dress like that everyday
Boys and Girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange.
Suicide squad harley quinn is gonna be one
Come now, we all know these don't exist.
Stacy's mom is pretty young I guess
I'M FVCKING CVMMING gachiGASM
I'm not the one who needs to be concerned about bracing themselves ;)
You're saying that like as if it's a bad thing
The one in pink wasn't slutty enough so she's getting rid of that skirt
Bootie bootie bootie bootie rockin everywhere!
Future: and which one was you, Grandma?
Well....I'll definitely be bracing a part of myself.....
*braces self with lube and tissues
Beat you to it. Already all braced up with my djck in a vice!