People born in 99 trying to relate to this aging crisis
89 here. I'll be 30 in September. Fvcking hell. And I don't feel a day under 84
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, 89 Christmas baby here, good times ahead, can't wait for that first* colonoscopy!
@ConfusedWhat, 89 here too ugh
@ConfusedWhat, shjt I been getting those from my doctor already. He even does it for free if I meet him in the alley behind his office
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, '83 here, and I feel like I died 3 years ago.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, like I said on a different post, it's all downhill from 30, so make sure you live it up for one last hurrah, because a night out from now on will turn into 3 days of bedrest while you recover.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I turned 30 on the 21st. My joints are already starting to ache
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, May 89. I’m so close it hurts.
@Not him again, I hear ya, I've found I can turn it into just most of a day if I drink 1 water for every alcoholic drink
@the feels on the bus, I'm May of '89 too!!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’m the 90’s and I’ve been in car accidents and as tow truck drive I was hit, I might not be 30 but my body is physical 90, I creak, I crack, I pop, my body has taken so much abuse against my will so I feel it
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I turned 30 on Jan 31 and I don't feel a day over 50
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, my 30th is in 18 days😭😭😭😭
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, 89 here too. Will be 30 in December.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I was born in September 89 as well! 30 is stalking me and waiting for its time to strike. I'm scared!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, 89 team checking in!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, fora moment i thought you meant you were 89 years old, now im just wondering who the oldest person on this app is.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yup, '89 born in October.... Not happy about it.
When I realized I'll be 26 this year I finally got my stuff together. Now I'm well on my way to running a cult.
Sorry guys got some seniority here, 85 going to be 34 in November
@megamanx181x, lol damn im ancient. Aug of 71
@mycatsanahole, holy crap, my bro was born in 73! You need to share more wisdom!
@megamanx181x, alas us ancient ones are considered dumb and useless to the younglings. We are relagated to yelling "you damn kids get off my lawn!"
@megamanx181x, yeah 78 here but might as well be 1800's according to my daughter!
Ha ha ha ha! You younglings are SOOOO adorable!
Sound off squad, march 94 here
@YoYoMango, April '94, we still got 5 more years
@YoYoMango, Jan. 91.
@YoYoMango, May 1994, 5 to go! Happy upcoming birthday by the way
@LilPuppyOfDOOM , thanks pupper!
@Secale, I’m April ‘94 too! I’m the 29th. Birthday buds!
'85 ..and 33.. broke millennial.. going to start law school next yr in old age coz...broke millenial needs a new career.. ...i'l be studying with babies
I saw this in Uncut and didn’t get it til just now. I thought it was a dust bowl joke
I was born in 88 so I’m exactly there, and a little surprised that none of the others have spoken yet.
It's gonna hit you like a brick wall.
I thought this was saying if you were this guy’s age in the 90s you’d be like “Remember the horror of the 30s, kids! Save something for hard times!!!” Because, same.
Born 1999 and havent even hit 20 yet
People born in 98 can legally drink.
December 1991, 30 is like, a few days away.
86 I'm already 32. It doesnt feel like much
Ha, still not 20 for another month. Suck it other 90's kids.