Probably the idiot that invented it decades before the first tanning bed.
@InSpectre, The Nazis had that patented anyway.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, yeah and something tells me that a "human toaster" wouldn't sell well
Maybe because people don't only use their toasters for bread? Poptarts man..remember the Poptarts
@TerriblyTerrific, Pop Tarts Et recordaberis!
@Martian Manhunter , haha yeah I totally agree... *clears throat uncomfortably*
@TerriblyTerrific, idk man. I always eat em raw
Um... Is this serious?
Probably some guy who invented it before there were tanning beds?
Because toasters were invented in 1909 and tanning beds were invented in 1908........wait because it sounds stupid.
I'm also the guy that named this too.
I see what you did there