I didnt know I could hate something and love it at the same time.
Pun Sniper just had a heart attack
I've waited all my life for love like this
The beauty of this is that it works with so many food groups. Take pasta for instance:
We find our heroes, Officer Ziti and Chief Inspector Ravioli investigating the grisly murder of one Albert Tellini.
OZ: Holy macaroni boss, you seen this yet? This maniac tortellini to bits.
CIR: *Reviews clipboard* Yeah, he’s really gone pasta point of no return. We gotta move fast, get this pesto-ff the streets. Did any of the neighbors see anything? What about this Ms. Guine?
(Suddenly a thick stuffed fella barges in the door. Police recognize this as neighboring Italian-man Icotti)
I: Hey! lin-guine alone! She aint done nuttin. Are you arresting ‘er? Cops always get the wrong guy! If I had a penne. . .
@TheColossalTitan, CIR: Gnocchi’s fine sir. Don’t lose your noodle. We already know who the perp is, orzo we think.
OZ: Do you know anything sir? Did you see anything? Wait, let me grab my ricotta. . . Okay go ahead.
(Talking fades into background as we begin to hear Chief Inspector Ravioli’s inner monologue)
CIR: This ziti’s really going to shell. Half the citizens are baked. Just this morning we got a guy going away for cacciatore, found a homeless man stroganoff behind the station, and caught some crazy lady scallopine her husband. Im sick of all these high ranking officer vermicelli-ng me what to do. Just a bunch of small sausages trying to show they have big meatballs. This thyme im gonna put a caponata mother fvcks who cross me.
@TheColossalTitan, you glorious bastard. If I could upvote more than once I would but you only get one for each comment
@TheColossalTitan, That...that was beautiful. *sniffle* You really went above and beyond.
We’re both bread of action...
I would read the entire comic
This...is beautiful..i think i just found my theme story
-inhaled deeply- PUN SNIPER!!!
@Anonymous Jack III, I killed him no pun will be PUNished on my watch
These aren't baked goods!
...they're baked BADS.