Intelligence -5, Charisma 10
Is she 18? I need to know for reasons.
If she is, I ain't interested
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, ....... you wait here
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, God, nothing ruins a perfectly attractive girl like consent.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, did some digging, seems she's a civvy with no extra curricular activities that would be of use to you
Always, always compliment a girl like this, don’t challenge her intelligence just say hey, your hair looks nice today and keep it complimenting but simple
@DrSin, if any one else said that I'd believe them but. You... now I gotta challenge her intelligence.
@daily joke, sssshhhhh don’t ruin the ability to get laid
@DrSin, bro I'm married. I'm never getting laid again.
@daily joke, oh, you've got one of those wives who stops giving out after a while? So sorry to hear that.
@daily joke, if you pay the price I’ll make her horny again but it’s expensive
@DrSin, oh, I'm sure that's a last resort. Unless it's really crumbling, I'm sure theres several ways they could ignite the flames of passion~
@Your Waifu, thnx
@DrSin, I think the 5 bottles of wine I bought her was cheaper and then she just passed out on the couch. And that's not my fetish.
@daily joke, but wouldn’t she then get mad that you made a mess?
@seeUpee, bro she's a neat fream germaphobe. Shes freaking out that I'm still going to work.
@daily joke, I bet you are loving that!, coming home like honey! Time for some disinfecting!
@Your Waifu, they all do that bud.
@davionaceae, oh, I'm sure not all of them. Most of them, perhaps.
@DrSin, I got about treefiddy
@daily joke, F
@davionaceae, Time to get a new one.
So you're saying I have a chance. 😏
Since I typically go for stupid chicks, this workout for me just perfectly
You are also very cute. 😍
@blind, are you blin- nevermind
However you’re very cute and I might be able to overlook it
@megamanx181x, shes as cute as a goddamn button. just smile, dont talk.
Well it's obvious; you're wearing the "I'm not smart but want to look smart" glasses!
Oh, I wasn’t
Don't let your stupid fool you. A am actually quite ugly.
I’m not jacking off thinking of your intelligence