I’ve wondered what it’s like to get head from erma. This was not what I was thinking about.
@BigJohnson86, Sir if you could take a seat...
@BigJohnson86, be warned, you have the majority of this app's users who support the wholesome wonderfulness of Erma so please do as the Mouse Cop says and have a seat
@abelgray, I’m gonna be honest I was prepared to be downvoted into oblivion on this one. But someone’s gotta make the joke
You know the internet has ruined you when your first thought is "she could give herself head"
@EddySteady, Ravioli Ravioli don’t look up Lewd Erma Loli
@EddySteady, that's not the internet. That's your perverted mind
The erma action figure now with a removable head and Kung fu action grip
@Master Dartz ,
8 yro. me: "cool, a toy commercial!"
commercial: "blah blah blah fun blah blah..."
8 yro. me: "meh-"
commercial: "WITH KUNG-FU ACTION GRIP!!"
kid in commercial: "woah!"
8 yro. me: "woah!"
*sassy black lady voice* GURL HOLD MY HAIR!
Head on head off head on head off
This matched perfectly with MJ's Don't Stop Til You Get Enough playing on the laundrymat radio
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