That means they might want to settle down and that's when you step in as their boyfriend
@Dr Angel, there ain't no way I'm dating a chick I just watched get wrecked by monster dong for the last 6 years
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, at least you'd know she's lying when she says she can't take no more
@Dr Angel, yeah and also when we get into an argument and she calls me the biggest dick she ever met
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, but didn’t you argue that it didn’t matter if she was wrecked by a monster dong that if she did kegels she would be tight and you would smash?
@seeUpee, yes and I've seen plenty of pornstars that still look tight as hell on camera but that doesn't change the fact that I WATCHED her get wrecked. Imagine fvcking a pornstar and she says something you saw her do in a porn and then all you can think about for the rest of that session is her surrounded by 5+ dicks poking her in ever hole possible before she gets covered in guy goo.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, oh man, so true. I dated this one chick that was less than 100 pounds... I didn’t smash just yet... we went out once and happened to run into her ex. He wasn’t that good looking (no homo) but the fvcker was a freaking wall and tall as fvck, like 6’4” and 340 pounds of pure muscle. All I could see for the rest of the date was how this guy just wrecked this chick in every position imaginable... I got up from dinner, said thank you for a lovely time, paid and left... I couldn’t do it man!!!!
@seeUpee, so you didn't smash someone you could have also pretzeled, who was clearly attracted to you, because you couldn't stop thinking about someone else's donger? You have the big gay, a.k.a unresolved insecurity.
@seeUpee, lol I get that but how you know he didn't like to steroids and have a itsy bitsy wee wee
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, he wasn’t, he was a linebacker for the University of Tennessee at the time. I’m telling ya, this mofuka was huge
@cuckleberry finn, I mean not really an unresolved insecurity, there was a lot to compete against and what for? Smash? I can do that in minutes if I really wanted. I only date girls that are marriage material and this was a big wall, otherwise I smash and dash
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I already know my little guy will struggle satisfying the average girl, let alone someome used to the biggest dicks known to man
@cuckleberry finn, I think I'd be in the same boat. If I was the complete opposite type of her ex, it would just reek of rebound and that I wasn't really her type. But maybe thats the low confidence in me from past experiences
@gettinitfosho, sounds like a lot of hooplah. The chances that her ONLY interest in you is a cheap rebound is low and you have no way of knowing until you explore each other anyway. Unless you have a micro pen (ripperooni) I highly doubt she's going to need a king kong dong to make her happy. Sex is more about not being insecure or selfish, you being slightly paranoid from the jump just gives you an immediate disadvantage.
@cuckleberry finn, I cant help but
See cuck le berry finn as your name
@Dr Angel, at least you will know for certain she is screwing other guys on the side.
@cuckleberry finn, to be fair, if she's dating you and dated someone the complete opposite of you then she's probably not marriage material anyway. from experience it usually means she has no standards and just goes out with who ever so she's not alone.
Personally I've moved passed my insecurities in general and wouldn't mind seeing an ex or two so i can learn more about the girl lol.
@Dr Angel, this is why you shouldn't think about other people doing someone you're dating
I just discovered that Ron Jeremy has his own brand of rum (Ron de Jeremy spiced rum). I want to try it, but do I need to declare ‘no homo’ before wrapping my lips around it and taking a chug?
@Nellybert , I had it! Is pretty inexpensive considering and I liked it. Was weird looking at his face
How fvcking selfish of her!
Julia Bond 😭
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