everbody has to do this
Now that's how you turn the other cheek
That's the most beautiful thing I've read all day
@Shazamanite, now that is what i call social justice!
Should this be the wolf or confession bear?
Ok, storytime. Me and my friend were at walmart. He wanted to play the demo game but this kid was sitting on it forever. My buddy says "you want to see something funny?" He then proceeds to walk up behind the kid, turns his back to him, stands on tiptoes, and farts on the back of his head. The kid turns, mortified, and leaves. My buddy then got his chance to play.
Enjoy the pink eye cunt
I feel like the irrelevance of the girlfriend to the rest of the story proves he doesn't really have a girlfriend.
@Steve the cat, not really, in this sense it would just be like "I went to *place* with my family", the inclusion of who was there is just used as set up for scenario so it is kinda relevant
Who took your girlfriend?
Finding nemo, the director's cut