Charity’s getting expensive.
@Cave Dweller, that's a pretty solid Hooker name
@SeelenVerKaufer , *Charyti
@Cave Dweller, she raised prices again?
Don't gotta tell me twice. I'll even help warm them up once their inside
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you mean once you're inside them.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I though you only warmed up the insides of nephews
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, the two I have tied to a radiator are very warm
I would love to help, but last time I helped a policed Officer kept harassing me, pissed me off I was only helping, the fact that my pants where off was none of his concern
@DrSin, legalize it so we can all just go inside brothels. Have some wine or champagne, a bed and someone to help you warm up the sheets
"Okay so towels are in the closet by the bathroom, help yourself to anything in the fridge, and if you leave after me in the morning, let the neighbor know so they can lock up behind you."
"Okay...are you sure you don't want to... y'know..play?"
"...Play what? Like, Borderlands?"
"No, I was thinking- wait Borderlands? Fvck yeah!"
I heard 99% of them were battered... and here i’ve been eating them plain
False. I am from Wisconsin so I know that two things don’t get cold in the winter. Penguins and whoorse.
Only if they let me come inside too.
A pimp made this. I'm sure of it
Sounds like something the police would spread online..
No, cause even though I'm doing them a favor, they'll expect 'me' to pay.
@Pervy Sage Jiraiya, you can add it to that coupon book you used while naruto practiced the rasengan?
They are going to be nice and warm with the rest of them in my basement
Is this a fancy word for creampie