I once killed my younger brother.
Just kidding I don't have a younger brother. (Because I killed him!!!!)
So much love *wipes flame tear*
@DeviIs Advocate, They're all related. Their bro is an ass
My brother once trickled the hottest sauce he could find down my throat when I was asleep
My older brother duct taped plywood to me and made me play goalie for street hockey with all his friends (who were 6+ years older than me and I was 5). That said now I'm the starting goalie on a D3 college hockey team... Sorry for the long post.
One time my older brother, who was 8 at the time, freaked out (don't know why) and he grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and held me hostage in the linen closet until the police came. Another time he punched me in the chest so hard I hit the wall and got knocked out. Another time he threw me into a wall and split my head open. Another time he picked me up at school and then dropped me on the floor, knocked me out, split my head open, and left me in the hospital with a concussion. He's also hit me with a car twice. He's a lot better now with therapy and medication though.
@Generic Hot Chick, that's what they say about everyone in an asylum.
@Generic Hot Chick, oh god.
@Generic Hot Chick, how generic of him.
My brother has mercilessly beaten my Pokemon with his own for years :,(
My sister threw a softball at my face from 3 ft away
My older brother was actually really nice to me
@LimonPetrikov, so is mine.
@LimonPetrikov, I'm the older brother in my family. I mostly ignore my sister and her annoying friends
@Deanmon, you, as a fellow brother, disgust me. I can't say for the rest of you, but based on this, I don't like you. Family is important, way more important than your comfort or happiness.
This better be a SPN Jokes, but I don't recall dean having sisters
When i was four, my brother took me out to the side yard where we keep the wood pile. He then proceeded to stuff as many wolf spiders as he could find down my shirt. He was seven. He was born satan, but i was laughing because it tickled according to my mom. xD
@Dayshift, you might be satan if you were the one who laughed
@Conan34, mabye, i have always enjoyed a good house fire or two.
@Dayshift, well I mean who doesn't?
@Conan34, the spiders probably.
@Dayshift, oh yea.... Probably not
@Conan34, spiders aside, hows your sunday going?
My brothers played tug of war with my body and my arms popped out of socket
I pretty much have the brother 1st being described. He's the best older brother!!
My brother would beat my toys into walls to get my attention and then laugh and run off, or hold me literally at arms length while I screamed and tried to hit him. Also, he's 8 years older than me. Dick.
Give me an R
Give me an E
Give me a K
Give me a D 😏
What's that spell?
My younger brother broke a board over my head while I was watching tv
My brother tried to stab me once
I shot my sister in the eye with a suction nerf dart and it got stuck there momentarily
As an older brother I can confirm.
As the oldest brother in my family, I can confirm this to be true
My brother threw me out a two-story window when I was one years old.
I once threw my gameboy at my older sister because she was being a b!tch. And I'd do it again. Except this time I'd make sure to hit her.
I once tied my brother to a chair because he quotient stop trying to stab me with a pair of scissors
I've given my twin sister two concussions and stabbed her with a pencil on the top of her head hard enough that break the pencil.
My brother beat the crap out of me kicked me in the ribs dragged me down the stairs and broke my glasses all because he thought I took his girlfriend's school id...turned out to be my younger brother, who sat idly by and watched.
One time me and my older brother were fighting. He hit me and took off running so I picked up the closest thing to me (which happened to be a small pair of scissors) and threw them at him. Right as he was turning the corner the scissors stabbed him right in the back of the knee and he fell. I had won.
My sisters sent me this before I saw it on here. I laughed so hard that I spit on myself.
...one time me and my older sister played "laundry." I put my sister in the old style clothes washer and turned it on... She's fine of course though!
I almost kicked my brother out of the window. The treadmill stop him. Stupid treadmill
Hey it's me ur brother