Why aren't there Bruce Lee jokes like Chuck Norris? Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke.
@Captain Dave, neither is Chuck Norris. Those are all facts
@Captain Dave, *claps*
What's Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WA TAH!
@YouJustLostTheGame, I came up with this joke a long time ago, I have never heard anyone say it, so im hoping my joke became famous :P
@YouJustLostTheGame, I'll admit it took me longer than it should have to get that
4 March 2014
Everyone knows why Bruce lee would beat Chuck Norris in a fight, the student did not get a chance to surpass the master. Yet I still would never want to get a Chuck Norris round house to the face.
Chuck Norris is like "I used 50%"and Bruce Lee is like" I used 10%"
Bruce lee beat Chuck Norris in a fantasy movie directed by Bruce Lee.
@Counsellor Mackey, and Chuck Norris agreed because he knew if he didn't, Bruce would kick his ass IRL.
Why is it that its ok to have a curse words in the picture but its a sin to curse in the comments?
Bruce Lee actually died from fear that Chuck Norris would return to fight him off the screen. Google it. It's truth.
I really don't like these kind of things. Ok so Bruce lee beat chuck Norris but we always say chuck jokes because they're funny not cause we think he's a genuine bad ass
Bruce Lee beat chuck Norris in a movie and Bruce Lee is dead in real life... coincidence?
@Sinking Swimmer, agreed
You kick his ass but soon after you died. Chuck is still here...too soon?
I don't see the deal about Bruce lee... If he's so awesome whys he dead?
@XV88 Broadside, I always thought the exact same thing about MLK Junior! I mean obviously every impressive person in history must be alive right?
Chuck Norris took the world championship from Bruce lee, who beat chuck Norris? Jackie chan. I'm not joking.
Oh how I love the denial in the comments.
Who's still flying between two planes. Oh yeah chuck. Indestructible.
Imagine if Bruce Lee fought in UFC.
I know. He's very great acting.
I am not amused