That's the type of dog I'd rule the world with
@shmohan, I’d go with a chihuahua. Those little fvcks are vicious.
@BigJohnson86, but easily puntable.
@BigJohnson86, but you're supposed to choose a dog, not a big rat.
@buffalo custardbath, you’ve never been to New York if you think those are big rats
@BigJohnson86, My nan has a chihuahua and she's as soft as a brush, wouldn't hurt a fly always playfull excited and if I hold her up in the air she shuts her eyes looking like she's smiling
Bet it still covers like a bjtch when the Hoover is turned on.
@Sambob, More like the Hoover cowers when this dogs around.
Just how does a dog like this get buff???
@megamanx181x, Steroids. There’s an intervention scheduled if you’d like to join.
The dog has Drax's voice in my head
@Tokenblackguy, nothing goes over his head
@The only panda god, his reflexes are too fast, he would catch it