Something something balls of steel weighing him down
@The Wumbologist, but... then why didn't he snap the bungee?
@Bullshjt man, don't worry. The bungie engineers always survey jumpers about the atomic structure of their testicles, and adjust diameter used for the bungie accordingly.
Excuse me good sir, if you want to be proper, you should keep your pinky up whilst dipping in your tea.
@TheCaptn, his pinky toe is up above his head. Does that count?
Fvcking brits man..
One wrong measurement or stretch and all the bones in his hand would be shattered like a hand grenade.
This gave me so much anxiety
Dunking a biscuit into tea from 240 feet for the most British world record of all time
I need a version where he drinks it instead
@SqurtieMan, yeah that's not hard at all, right?
White people scared of spiders, but do this shjt?
Question is. Did he eat it or no
@mrmime, Nah he flung it into the infinite expanse of the sky and it ended up hitting a ten year old child in the head in what became the greatest trick shot ever
Request to see what this looks like from the go pro by the tea cup!
Any time is a good time for tea and biscuits
He spilled his tea. Unimpressed
Way to take Britishness to the extreme, Dick!
It's okay, in the end he died from ramming into the pole he was bungeed to.