Must have been on the highway to hell
@ILikeMacAndCheese, or children...eh same difference.
@ILikeMacAndCheese,im on a highway to hell!
@ILikeMacAndCheese, actually i was born on the stairway to heaven...
@ILikeMacAndCheese, were you born within 2 miles of your home? Cuz statistically that's were most accidents happen.
@ILikeMacAndCheese, my high school class is actually considering that song for our class song
All I know is I woke up on cart next to a guy who was gaged and two other men that where tied up...
No, but I think daddy was speeding...
No. I was born in a hospital because that's where babies are born.
I thought this was leading to a pick up line.
@I am Lorde Ya Ya Ya, I did too, but I guess this would be a rejection line
Actually most accidents happen around the home.
No! Most accident happen in parking lots! Not violent 60 mph head on collisions, but accidents none the less
Actually most accidents happen on small, dark, curvy roads because you have to slow down immediately and there is no swerving to miss the other driver. *THE MORE YOU KNOW*
Actually, highways have the least accidents. Take drivers Ed, you peasants.
I would think that joke would make more sense if it said "we're you conceived on the highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen"
*insert picture of kyuhyun*
Damn right in the feels
I thought it was a mile of where you live
Wouldnt the accident have been when they were conceived? Not when they were actually born? No? I'll be quiet.
@niffler, Back to my popcorn.
No a gas station, and mommy and daddy said it was a rush pump