How many of you thought “replace burrito with penis”? I know I did
@ZeroG1422, oddly no, and I'm one of the biggest sluts on this app 🤔
@ZeroG1422, I never assume people are talking about genitalia.
@ZeroG1422, no, but it's Hella funny like that!
@thrawnfett, ah a fellow slut. I'm in good company
@ZeroG1422, I thought this was one of those gangster composers and that’s what it was implying.
I’m the opposite! I get angry when I go to Qdoba and that soggy, flappy, overfilled tortilla starts falling apart 6 bites in! Then it’s this stupid struggle of not getting my new hoodie dirty and taking these perfect bites so nothing escapes my clutches and I don’t get all black bean in one horrible bite! Give me a hand held any day!!!
@celtics313131, if your burrito is falling apart and you have to try to hold it together, that is wrong!!!
The tortilla needs to be more sturdy and the wrapping style must change!! This is coming from an experienced burrito-maker. You have been wronged! You have never lived!!
Try a large wet burrito instead
That’s a burrito you shouldn’t be picking up then.
I always have to get my burrito double wrapped because of how girthy they end up being
Perhaps the mistake is not in the size, but in the decision to eat it afterwards.
And all the filling spills on your face