Listen guys, just don’t touch kids. It’s a rather simple rule.
@Fuggles, just yeeted my friends new born. thanks for the warning me to not touch kids, before it was to late.
@Fuggles, or in terms everyone here can understand,
@BecauseShutUp, I just creampied the dragon loli. Wait. S#it. Oh hey chris. Nice seeing you again.
The Guy: I’m not. I only came here to explain the dangers of talking to strangers online.
@BecauseShutUp, dont touch the fvcking loli.
@Fuggles, instructions unclear. Now chris Hansen’s at my house
@Fuggles, well; make sure to touch kids actually. Kids need a lot of stimulation to develop physically and socially. Just don't touch them inappropriately
@Fuggles, it’s not that simple. In order for me to carry out my life mission, my palms must make fast impact with their cheeks. I don’t have a choice. They must be touched.
I’m in this picture and I’m legally obligated to say I don’t like it
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, You were bad, but now you're good, you're moving into our neighborhood.
me: "Hey man! Wanna go hang out by the kiddie pool later?"
You: "Hi I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there."
Me: "Oh barnacles..."
I swear I was only going to show them the light side of the force
Why don't you have a seat over there
I came here for booty
Now This Is Pod Racing!!