Sorry boss, the photocopier just broke, I found it like that. Yup.
@AussiePatrick, but why is your butt bleeding?
@ZeroG1422, oh, that...? Umm, shaving accident. Yep... shavin muh butt.
Boss: “but why is your butt bleeding?”
Dude: “Uhh why is YOUR butt bleeding?”
Boss: *looks back at barbed wire dildo* “let just forget about this whole incident, okay”.
@ZeroG1422, "i tried that new North Korean place for lunch"
"Ow fvck, I can't believe I've done this"
Broken glass and an exposed scrotum, not the best combination
@Silver6456, not if you're feeling brave enough
@Silver6456, 1 guy 1 jar
Wasn’t this for a commercial?
@Rowule, I think so. It's definitely fake at least, I know I've seen it somewhere
What an as5
@Ferrari Fireball, you can say ass.
Some @sshole broke the photocopier
I remember someone dying like that on one thousand ways to die.
He ha called it
Police get the call... “copy that”.
This is why you dont put your full weight on the glass
"Excuse me sir, my photocopy appears to have streaks on it"