Cargo shorts is love.
Cargo shorts is life.
@Scarlet Pumpernickel, wear mine almost daily
@Toxia, I loved mine, but you should get a couple well-fitted regular shorts if you’re trying to look nicer. I wore them til Sophomore year of college. It’s how I spot freshmen...
@PBnJ, I wear mine all the time (except for formal occasions and workouts) and I'm done with college. Practicality outweighs looks here.
@Scarlet Pumpernickel, At a certain age it reverts to practicality. Fashion didn’t help me in college. I should’ve just stuck with my cargo shorts.
@PBnJ, nah, all cargo shorts here. They look fine. They only look "bad" to people who don't know any better.
@CynicalSir, totally agree. What's it matter? If they fit you well and you like them, who cares? If a girl bases her attraction to you on cargo shorts, she isn't worth your time.
@KittyVonClaude, yes, good or bad attraction. If she likes you only for your cargo shorts, that won't last long because there is only so much conversation to be had about cargo shorts.
Although, pocket length is quite the hot topic.
@CynicalSir, just tell her it's not the pocket length that matters it's what you can put in it
@KittyVonClaude, oh ya. I have Tetris skills when it comes to that. Sometimes with all pockets maxed and it's all weighing me down, I have to try to get to the next notch on my belt.
@CynicalSir, I had cargo shorts that could fit a 2L bottle of soda in the hand pocket.
All my shorts are cargo shorts because the world ain't ready for a man purse
@EddySteady, I wear a man purse because I don't give a fvck, but you should keep wearing cargo shorts for the same reason
@SimonPetrikov, is a man purse close to a satchel?
@jeewjitsu000, I don't know. People call it man purse, man bag, satchel, messenger bag, etc. I can't tell the difference, honestly.
@SimonPetrikov, I use one to so you are not alone friend :)
@EddySteady, or a backpack?? Thats pretty accepting
@Delic, backpacks are too big and inconvenient if you just carry around a few things
Read the article (yes it did hurt ill bleach my eyes later) the "argument" is cargo shorts arent fashionable. To which i say "fvck off buzzfeed, you pandering, opinionated, self righteous, swj, piece of sh!t."
@Ginger Incorporated, neither are jean shorts supposedly, which do we wear? aa
But how fvcking DARE you patriarchal scumbags try and tell women what to wear! I fvcking hate everything about buzzfeed. Not a single aspect of it is even passable.
@jimshrimp, that’s the whole point of them though. People see this and go “what? Why?” So they click on it and read it and some people are so annoyed by it they leave a comment or share it on their own page to show how dumb it is and with every one of those steps Buzzfeed gets more attention and therefore more money.
When will this war on cargo shorts end?
@Harvester, when people stop wearing cargo shorts
@WelI Obviously, never? O.O
@Harvester, women are jealous because they don't get any pockets
Buzzfeed is the cancer of the internet
Dear women's fashion designers,
Please stop putting fake pockets on women's jeans. That's some fvcked up shjt. Either have pockets or don't. Don't pretend to have them.
Why? What's wrong with them. They are useful. I use all of the pockets.
Cargo shorts are great for summer camping though :(
Chicks jealous of our luxurious pockets because the have their thockets stitched up
Just more pockets to put my beers in 🙃
I'm sorry to say, buzzfeed is right on this one. Cause the guy wearing cargo shorts is the dad that wears Velcro sandals to the BBQ. Don't be that guy.
Everyone needs to love and respect all people. Unless you wear a type of garment we decided we hate.
butt feed haha
I just hopped out the shower and through some on while im doing laundry today haha
Hell can’t simply be shut up
How else will I fit my Nintendo switch in my pocket?
Dear women. If they stop wearing cargo shorts. How will they carry your stuff because you didn’t wear anything with pockets.
I told BuzzFeed to go fvck themselves when. They posted that.
Can confirm. Fųcked my girlfriend while wearing a pair of cargo shorts. Kept a condom in each pocket just in case too.
My wife buys me cargo pants & shorts because she prefers them to regular jeans.
Do girlfriends want us to hold their shjt or not?
Invent something better, and we will
It's simple, women get purses and men get pants/shorts with functioning pockets.
I was curious and (regretfully) looked at the article. I thought it was funny/telling that one of the images had that horrible hipster goat horn coffee mug. Of course they did
I’ve never seen so much open sexism on a site before.
@Medic135, wait... which part? Fûck off buzzfeed or stop wearing cargo shorts?
First one, agree! Second one, hell no!
@big freedom, what bugs me the most about Buzzfeed are them simultaneously hosting articles telling men what to wear and what not to while also hosting articles about how it's sexist for men to have an opinion at all on what women wear.
@Medic135, just FYI, I can still reply to you like this. You have no power over me, not even with a block function.
It shows your character, though. That you'd rather block me than have to deal with anyone who calls you out on your BS.
Pretty much sums up all of Buzzfeed's posts
Close your legs Tan! Stop protecting your vivid memories as a child to buttfeed.