I can see why you’re still single
@megamanx181x, Never settle
@megamanx181x, not sure if she's a hopeless romantic, or a r/nicegirl
@ptitty1231, dude. assuming we read the same thing, clearly r/nicegirl.
He said he hates small talk but the first thing he mentions is atoms
You had me at aliens and sex... I’m in!
@seeUpee, wait that was only two out of a million things you gotta engage with before getting ass
@seeUpee, *probing in the middle of the night that you only remember in night terrors intensifies
@seeUpee, throwback to clapping alien cheeks
@seeUpee, might I recommend Mass Effect?
@Kangaroo Jacked, I already played all of them!!! And the third one been my favorite. Had a romantic relationship with Liara T'Soni... those blue eyes and thicc ass did it for me
@seeUpee, XD that game was amazing! I have played hundreds if games and mass effect ranks up in the top 5 or 3ish. I actually dumped her in the last one because she went really psycho when she became the shadow broker.
So many different ways to end it though. I tried playing through as a bad person once but couldn't get into the character, i got about half way through game 2. Ever convinced a stoned volus he was a super powerful biotic and sent him into a room of mass enemy fire to distract them from shooting you while he makes fake pew pew sounds as they shoot him up?
@Dephenistrator, what Ahahaha no I did not do that! Oh man! Just looked this video up... that potato was high AF “I think it in my mind and it happens” maaaaan I did almost all the side quest on all of them, must of missed this one. It is on my top ten favorite games at least too. I also loved dead space too the way the main guy stomps on aliens was my favorite thing. Playing Metro Exodus right now and loving it... very long game so far and that is bc I am doing all side quests and exploring the whole map.
@seeUpee, XD you just called a volus a potato! I'm telling that one to my bro!
Yeah so if you really dig for it half the evil choices are just being an ass and can be hilarious. One i did and kept in a good play was punching that bitch reporter in the face on live tv! I think you can actually punch her a second time later to. That human lieutenant guy scolds you for it but you don't sound sorry.
I never played metro, someone said it was similar to fallout then another guy said he was crazy.
@Dephenistrator, I might have to go back and play the whole thing again. I was good in all of them... mainly bc I wanted to have romantic relations with everyone Ahahahah. Yeah! Volus are just potatoes! mainly bc they just so fat and round ahahaha.
It is kind of like fallout but not really. You could play this last one and be fine with out playing the others. Starts off in the metro and they get out into the real world. Is pretty good!!! The others you just go from different parts of the metro but don’t stay outside the metro long. Graphics are amazing especially the scenery (if you are like me and like to stop and admire the great work someone made and go “so this guy sat there putting all this detail into a tiny rock I’m looking at right now”) Ahahaha... I loooove apocalyptic games like this and fallout. Getchu the gamepass! Is free on there, plus they have PC games too. Worth the 11 bucks a month with tax. Hell, netflix is not even that cheap anymore
@seeUpee, yeah Netflix is on the verge of falling out of my interest.
I love survival games, and games like fallout or 7 days to die so i will look at metro. If the newest one is a good start point then that's also good news for me
@Dephenistrator, oh wow! We have the same game interest. I loooove survival games. Anything apocalyptic wise I am in. If you have the time then start with the first one, they are all really good! Is Russia after a nuclear apocalypse. When you do, let me know. I would like to know your thoughts
@seeUpee, i will. It will be much later though, i am renting a server so my family can play 7 days to die for another month before switching it over to Ark survival (possibly my favorite survival game but i love alot of them like the Forrest)
@Dephenistrator, I couldn’t get into ARK... don’t know why... maybe the graphics or something. Will try it again sometime
@seeUpee, it's grind is seriously off balance. It's built to challenge groups of people working together so doing anything yourself sucks until you mod the crap out of it. Which i can never resist tinkering with a games internals so of course of have like 7 variations of tinkered stats for ark
@seeUpee, looking through my recent activity and man, i am sorry if i miss responding to ya every once in a while because it's a two out of three times coin flip if i get a ping on my phone. My funny pics is weird and half the time i can't even log in because of infinite loading screens.
@Dephenistrator, hey bro, don’t worry about it, you actually get back to me eventually. Ahahah that is hilarious bc I think that is exactly why I didn’t like ark. 45 min in and I got destroyed so I tried it again and not even 20 min in I got destroyed again so I said F this game and deleted it.
@seeUpee, yeah ark definitely does that. They have no realistic plans or ways to deal with alpha players stomping little guys so multiplayer is wrecked. The only good multiplayer is cooperative with people you know on a private server. I did play on a regular multiplayer server for a while once. I started a clan called knights of Sheogorath and we had rules. 1, our play isn't about winning it's about screwing with players as much as possible especially alpha clans. 2) build what you need, hide it and stay small. No castle or fort building that would become a target to smash. The ultimate goal is guerrilla tactics where it doesn't matter if everything is destroyed and have stashes to quickly gear back up. 3) the point of this extreme behavior is to screw with people. Putting klaxon trip alarms in front of doors, building fake newbie thatch houses rigged to blow, knocking people out and scattering their stuff between 8 dodos set to wander mode. That was our main purpose.
@seeUpee, It was FUN as to troll alpha players. Doing things like bombing a hole in their base, stealing their best stuff, leaving a letter in the box with the first of 8 clues leading them 15 feet from their base where it was all stashed behind a tree. It was great! Handcuffed someone to a raft once and sent them out to sea. I usually don't kill or do permanent damage to players but that was a revenge request for a mid tier player that had all his dinos killed while he was offline.
@seeUpee, i mostly played by myself or with just a friend or two on a server with x5 or so stats. The game is a nice mix of survival and pokesaurs since you spend alot of time leveling up your dinos
@Dephenistrator, maaan that sounds fun af! I loooooove messing with players! But not noobs but the higher ranked assholes. In COD I usually go after someone who is been a dick and focus on him. Is quite fun, especially getting those frag kills and watching him rage! Can I play ark with out going online? It was probably over six months ago that I downloaded it again and said no. Another game I wish was out there is a good Jurassic Park survival game. Like your cruise ship capsizes and you somehow survive and make it to Isla Nublar. Then it becomes a survival game. The old buildings are still there and you are able to rebuild an ATV. None of that putting a new battery in and the Jeep starts right up with the tires properly inflated and the fluids perfectly fine with gasoline that hasn’t turned into water BS. Goal of the game like any other Jurassic Park movie is to get help. Of course the main tower is smack down in the middle of the map. Anything Jurassic Park told us is that
@Dephenistrator, all the big boy dinos are in the middle of the island with the easier ones on the outskirts. Like a really very well made game, you can pick up materials and books on how to make stuff thru old buildings around the island but each is been lived in by a carnivore Dinos. You come across old still functioning weapons... but ammo is very scarce... to add drama maybe add a hot chick with a lot of cleavage that survived the ship capsizing too but not till later on the game. Like all good RPGs start a romantic relationship with her or be a dick, either way like FABLE all decisions you make have a reaction on the island. Like you opened up a gate and left it open then different dinos left or got into a certain area. I could go on but would looooove to play a game like that.
@seeUpee, that gets the jurrasic park theme in my head!
Someone made an ark mod to play isla nublar and blueprints for making the same fences and the iconic gate so you could kinda build your own park. I think the mods fell dead to updates over time and never were maintained.
Isn't this just the song Pillow Talk by Lil Dickey?
@Mattizzle9, Dont forget about the war and dinosaurs
Finally something actually interesting you know how boring normal conversation is I don’t care about your day unless something actually interesting
@eleven, I saw a bird.... it was pretty....
@Dephenistrator, thank you 16
@eleven, i swear this is the only community that knows every reference i do to, i would high five you if distance, physics and sleepiness wasn't stopping me
You say you hate small talk, yet the first thing you list is atoms...
@Possible Paradox, that's quite possibly a paradox
I hate people who think they're too cool to carry a conversation with
How can you explain the nuances
of life and the universe when you can't even explain how you feel?...
@GrimMrGosh, i feel horny