Hippie: It’s all natural.
Me: So are cyanide and lava. I don’t recommend you eat them for your arthritis, either.
@EatMyAss, I would recommend this course of action if you're concerned about "natural."
@EatMyAss, honestly though, just stick to weed and shrooms.
Thank god someone posted this! I make this arguement all the time! Death is natural, poison ivy is natural, lions kill all the males and children in a pride and rape all the females so pillaging is natural. Natural never means good by default
There are other ways to give them their lead intake...
@megamanx181x, Shoot them in the head like that guy in Florida?
If people really wanted to eat all natural sh!t they should Google how vegetables like carrots or grains looked like before we started selective farming because they would've starved to death
I speak for all celiacs, fvck you
@Venturingbud, ya see, they’re not talking about celiacs... ya angry fûcking troll. They’re talking about the people who claim “gluten sensitivity” when they don’t have celiac disease.
Calm. The. Fûck. Down. Before you get all agitated about a joke.
@Venturingbud, I speak for the internet:
Ur gonna have a good time, it’s fun and it’s safe
-Eric Andre (teaching children about cocaine)