The techpreists use their cyberdongs to have sex with the toasters
@Richard Cypher, and the toasters love it.
@Richard Cypher, buttcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaks
@Richard Cypher, maaaaaake peeeeenissss into robot
Of course, now you have to file paperwork and request the assistance of a tech priest every time you want toast. It's too sacred for someone of such lowly knowledge as yourself to touch.
Little Red Doc Ock?