Whatever the phobia of needles is called, I have an extreme case of it. I'm talking about instant crying if I see one.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, the phobia is called "being a bitch"
@Michael Fassbender, even the name is scary
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, seeing that your condition is pretty serious I'm going to prescribe you 50 mg of manthefückuplynol
@Michael Fassbender, not sure if you're licensed to prescribe medicine, but when has someone on the internet ever told me wrong. Bump it up to 75 mg.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, i pass out whenever i get a needle in my arm.... just out cold every time.
@BlazingBowman, I feel like people would respect someone a little more who passed out instead of cried.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, not by much though right. Lol😅
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, yeah also going to prescribe you 3 grams of cocaine a day
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, trust me, I'm an actor
@Michael Fassbender, I'll have you know I'm not that stupid. I never trust the metric system. Make it 3 pounds
@BlazingBowman, microscopic but you still have the edge.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, i would rather be shanked that have A shot because of my phobia of needles
@ajr12100, agreed. Needles are so cold and calculated and my forearm feels like such a vulnerable place. Just sliced my hand open idgaf
@deletedMichael Fassbender, ooooh!! Dat buurrn!!
I don't see how this bothers so many people, I donate blood every month, it's feels like nothing more than a skill prick.
@guy you know, right, I always give blood because it's like one good thing I do, plus there's snacks, nurses to flirt with, and it only takes like 3 beers afterward to get drunk.
@Michael Fassbender, 3? Pfft lightweight. In all seriousness I have type O- blood which is rare I guess?
@guy you know, well I weigh 135 but I can drink a lot normally, but when I give blood getting messed up is so fun, even smoking weed feels better
@guy you know, for me its not the pain, i dont mind pain, but i just kinda pass out whenever i tried. Last time it happend i was just getting a vaccine injection. I passed out twice and the people called the hospital i ended in an ambulance.... no im not joking
@BlazingBowman, I wonder what causes that.
@guy you know, no idea
@guy you know, really? Thats my type also
@guy you know, O-neg can be universally used as far as I understand.
"Einstein said Asian blood contains too much soy sauce"
-The Mouse Cop, 2016
Just to be honest for a second, but this video is so rude, I mean the kid is sobbing tears. It's not his fault.
*takes out red crayon*
I looked at the picture before reading the text and immediately assumed it was a joke about that kid's very unfortunate hair... Opportunity missed.
I too used to be afraid of needles. Then I made $70 a week donating plasma in college. The extra cash sure is an efficient way to get over your fears.
So this is why Kim Jong wants to attack America, because of doctors.
He needs a prescription from Arnold.
*stabs through the paper with the pencil and gouges the kids arm*
You don't take Glorious Leader's blood, he takes yours. How else will he make his blood pudding?