Hi my name is...
Dicky is a bit limp
@PeachFuzz, that's what she said! Haha...ha...*breaks down into tears*
@PeachFuzz, flaccid, I'd say.
@PeachFuzz, you deserve top comment.
@PeachFuzz, dicky is a bit limp with Elsa... Actually that would not be physically possible.
Hey everyone. I'm not a big commenter on here, but this community is supportive beyond measures. My girlfriend of two years broke up with me today and it seems like she isn't bothered a bit by it. I've never felt crushed like this before.
@FesmondDarr, there's plenty of ducks in the pond, and at least you have the 100000th pic to look forward to... I'm sorry if I didn't help, but I do feel for you
@Beelbo Baggins, this is why I love this community :)
@FesmondDarr, sorry man. You'll find someone else, there's always someone else.
@Violent Grape, or there's always something else to do :) *looks at username* (don't actually tho)
@FesmondDarr, the girl that I was dating for almost a year and a half, we seemed inseparable, and one day she started separating herself from me and then she broke up with me out of nowhere
@FesmondDarr, she just wasn't the one. Don't worry about your ex. Just poop and keep going through this app and you'll feel better in no time, guaranteed
@FesmondDarr, that sucks. My recommendation is to go hang out with your friends, have some good times to take your mind off her. Course, I've never been through this so I don't know if it will work, but it's worth a shot
@FesmondDarr, shut the fvck up nobody cares
@FesmondDarr, my girlfriend dumped me a while ago, I know it's hard right now but trust me it will get better
@FesmondDarr, don't worry bro, I'm in the same spot. My girlfriend dumped me, and told me she cheated on me with her ex (whom she had only lasted a week with until she dumped him) and she told me she didn't feel a shred of guilt. Everything's hurt doesn't it? She just didn't shatter my heart, it's like she shattered every single bone in my body. But you know what? As depressed and hurt as I am, I've realize I don't need someone like that in my life. Good riddance bro. Good riddance.
Maybe if StuckPixel would post the 84715249 pictures I've been uploaded, we'll get closer to the 100000th picture sooner...
@Caath, holy crap that's a lot of pics you've uploaded! At the current rate, it will be May 14 in the afternoon. (Don't switch back to 8 pics an update, don't skip numerous pic id's)
@Caath, That's definitely a lot of submissions! Our mods will need some time to look through them all.
@StuckPixel, I just started uploading pictures here, if you were to pick them(I know its a long shot) how long does it normally take
@Beelbo Baggins, Usually a few days.
@StuckPixel, thanks for responding, you're so sweet:)
@StuckPixel, and can I be one of them?
Honestly if the URL for your website for your comic (look at bottom of pic) is a ducking pun there's a problem.
If you look closely at the middle one, you can notice that it's a duck.
6 May 2014 #6May2014
More like Coffee Adducks Anonymous? Am I right?!
Dicky, this may sound weird, but can I touch your beard? I feel... Compelled to touch it
That clubs for quitters.
I'm gone for 70 days and this is what graces my presence when I return. Really stuckpixel, really?
Coffee drinking ducks? I must have been sniffing QUACK!
Hi I'm stuckpixel and it's been too damn long since I uploaded a funny picture
@Pepper MD, Hi, we're actually StuckPixel and suggest submitting pics you think are funny!
@StuckPixel, I like whoever has been your posting comments lately
Hi my name is bob -Squirrel!
Why are they ducks
Who knew ducks had such a bad caffeine addiction.
I just had my first poop without checking Stuckpixel in months all because of knights and dragons and I felt so guilty I had to share
Anyone else have finals starting tomorrow?? Nervous as fvck!
What is with these comics replacing humans with avians? The owl and now ducks. I feel like I'm missing something.