I still do quick maths on my fingers because it’s like muscle memory now
@The Common Shaman, raw sauce?
@WelI Obviously, no ketchup, just sauce.
*studies a week ahead of time*
*reviews the night before the test*
*crams an hour before the final*
*during the test*
"What is your name?"
"DAMMIT I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THAT ONE!"
@Good Guy Satan, It's Good Guy Satan. Thank me later.
My middle school teacher: You won’t always have a calculator on you.
Me today: 3+4=.... wait let me check my phone real quick...7. Suck it Mrs. Daniels!
I don't know how to put this but not knowing anyone personally makes it easier, I only know all of the 1 2 3 5 10 11 times table and part of the 4 6 7 8 9 12 times tables, I'm 35
I gotta use my calculator for 4+3 but you know damn well that I can jump my chair from a standing position
*Pulls out calculator. Types in 4+3.*
"Yep. It checks out. So, what's the joke?"
It also equals the square root of 49.