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@SupermanUnchained, don't worry, beards can contain more bacteria than a toilet seat.
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@WaterLilies1919, They are also considerably more awesome than a toilet seat.
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@WaterLilies1919, they get just as much ass as a toilet seat. So it makes sense
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Didn't he shave his beard?
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@An Accident, yup he shaved his beard. Everything has price in this world and his wasn't much
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@The Notorious Joker, and he looks really odd without it
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You don't shave because you can't. The beard has become self aware and refuses to leave your face so long as it provides the nutrition it needs.
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@Anonymous Jack III, *insert Cyanide & Happiness skit*
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@Anonymous Jack III, kind of like that one kids next door episode?
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Honestly though when your beard gets to long it gets itchy
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Beards are sexy, they tickle when they kiss you. My husband is a police officer and had to shave his, I admit it, I cried. He can grow one in about 3-4 days though, so he lets it grow during holidays and then has it all cut off with his hair the day before he has to go back on duty.
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What about their pubes? Just curious. .
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Beards are so 2014, that's why I finally grew one this year
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You need a beard to be manly? Do you not have something to prove it dangling down below?
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You too can look like an escaped convict!
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#gif
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Guess I can't argue with that logic
If only I could actually grow a beard ðŸ˜