If only I could actually grow a beard 😭
@SupermanUnchained, don't worry, beards can contain more bacteria than a toilet seat.
@WaterLilies1919, They are also considerably more awesome than a toilet seat.
@WaterLilies1919, they get just as much ass as a toilet seat. So it makes sense
Didn't he shave his beard?
@An Accident, yup he shaved his beard. Everything has price in this world and his wasn't much
@The Notorious Joker, and he looks really odd without it
You don't shave because you can't. The beard has become self aware and refuses to leave your face so long as it provides the nutrition it needs.
@Anonymous Jack III, *insert Cyanide & Happiness skit*
@Anonymous Jack III, kind of like that one kids next door episode?
Honestly though when your beard gets to long it gets itchy
Beards are sexy, they tickle when they kiss you. My husband is a police officer and had to shave his, I admit it, I cried. He can grow one in about 3-4 days though, so he lets it grow during holidays and then has it all cut off with his hair the day before he has to go back on duty.
What about their pubes? Just curious. .
Beards are so 2014, that's why I finally grew one this year
You need a beard to be manly? Do you not have something to prove it dangling down below?
You too can look like an escaped convict!
Guess I can't argue with that logic