I guess that copier is pretty screwed....... I'm not leaving
@Cmndr Shepard, see, that is what I should've said.
@Cpzombie, don't worry. We won't invite him to thanksgiving dinner....eh Who am I kidding, we like him.
@Cmndr Shepard, *locks door* Good. *takes off pants* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Cpzombie, I was going to think of a better comment, but I'm tired, and already pressed send.
@Cpzombie, two, please. And a flatbread pizza
At least it wasn't a surgeon
@bogorragar, it would give you screwdriver powers
To fix your hub caps
Fvck it! We don't need it.
I am an engineer working in dental equipment. I was working on an over head light and left my Stanley blades in the cover. Thankfully the dentist noticed the shadow on the patient before anything happened
Ha! Ricoh MP201.
I thought it was a sink for a second. But it's a copier. I think....
@CuteLittleDevil, how could that be a sink
@Cpzombie, sleep. I need sleep.