My nam is dog
And as I lay
A kiten draws
Who want to play
Becuz hes bord
To me he goes
And tho I snor
I lik his nos
@Stalingrad, idk who down voted you but I hope their genitals become infected.
@Stalingrad, Please don't infect Jesus' genitals
@Stalingrad, you forgot to use spellcheck.
@BigJohnson86, is that what people who have an opinion opposite yours get these days?
@BigJohnson86, I am glad you don't have a magic wand.
@CynicalSir, clearly you haven't seen my dick. They say it's magical
@BigJohnson86, I can't say I have. All I know is my genitals are fine.
@CynicalSir, what's your address again? I'm not asking because I want to mail you genital fungus.
@BigJohnson86, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
Sorry, guys, I really need to get this off my chest:
There, I feel better.
Kitten: E.. excuse me Mr doggo sir, may I sits here...?
Doggo: What?! Yeh you're alright kitteh.
Hello doggo, i am kitters
@ZeWolfe, IT'S SO FLUFFY
Bitch licks pussy
@Ajunta Pall, no. None of that. That's dead and buried.
@Ajunta Pall, *sigh* hilarious and original
We can never get rid of these jokes
@HammerOfHerertics, I have sinned
@Ajunta Pall, repent and make a public penance.
@Ajunta Pall, shame!