She is hot
"...And you're going to-"
"Yes, I'm going to choke you with the chain."
@SimonPetrikov, mmmm, kinky
@SimonPetrikov, then I'm gonna eat your yub nub
Then you show her the Jar-Jar costume you'll be wearing
If i and a girlfriend who actually wanted to dress up as Slave Leia, I’d have to dress up like Luke just to make it weird.
I wonder why I don’t have a girlfriend…. 🤔
The real costume for this (501st wearable) is like £300 lol. The cheap ones are just tacky. Plus if you troop in it, you get two spotters to yourself basically making sure no one touches..
“… for onlyfans.”
Sorry but we are not going out anymore
“Costume, check. Reason to wear a costume, check. Erection, check. Now, all I need is a girlfriend so all of this can happen.”
And I jizzed in my pants