You're not gonna win, so you might just as well enjoy it.
@ThePandaPool , just lay down and think of England
Wait why would you fight that
@The Landshark , because I’m waiting for marriage.
@The Landshark , cause she's drunk and that not only makes it less special but also wrong
@The Landshark , because you're a goofy goober!
@The Landshark , because the next day you get #MeToo'd
Just give it up
“Let go of the pizza (penís)!” “No, it’s for the customer (marriage)!”
Late at night, she knocks on my door, she’s drunk again and looking to score
I’ve never related less with a meme