Yeah, I'll take "Things that don't happen" for 800.
@Ser Waffle Knight, sorry, but you'd be losing money on that bet.
@Ser Waffle Knight, unless your djck is 4 inches long, it's not uncommon for women to think its big
@Ser Waffle Knight, definitely losing that bet...
@Not him again, She just says that to make you feel good
@A Deformed Penis, well considering the 40 or so women I've had sex with, many of them being repeat customers, I'd say something is right
@Not him again, fav position?
@Z0IDBERG, depends on the girl I guess, but doggystyle never fails
@Not him again, r/Ihavesex
@Jdrawer, I dunno what any of that r/ stuff means
@Not him again, subreddit. he means go to reddit.com/r/Ihavesex
@Z0IDBERG, I know it's a reddit thing, what I meant is I can't tell if he's taking some kind of passive aggressive shot at me or not
Haha I can definitely relate
@JewishXenu, me too! /nervous laugh
@JewishXenu, right? it's so relatable *sweat pouring down my face*
@JewishXenu, yeah this happen to me yesterday haha. "literally just melting into a puddle of myself"
Just don't do any sort of foreplay before doing a position like the one shown. Then you can hit cervix and lie to yourself that it's because you've got a monster dong.
Baby we aren’t even at the back half yet
Anyone able to place where that ceiling is from? It looks so familiar, but I cant place it.
If you do this, you're a massive dick and don't deserve to have sex.
Pedophiles be like
Oof. I’m a guy and that made me twitch. I hear some do, but I’ve never known a woman to like getting her cervix bashed.
“His dick too big” was one of the saddest endings to a relationship I’ve seen.
Can’t relate. I am proud to say, however, I have been told I’m too deep before... just didn’t have any dick left to gie.
No man has ever been told this
Weirdest Foley catheter insertion EVER
His eyebrows are Ms
Maybe if I'm using a monster strap on