Don't do that. You're married. You can't be drowning in pvssy at work.
If you don’t do it you don’t deserve those socks
She bought you the wrong size
The shin of steel...
A surgeon I work with does this up and down the OR hallway
I have these as batman and the flash socks. The guys in my dorm have seen me sliding down the halls at top speed in my flash cape socks.