@Lily Evans, lol took me second!
Bite something, I'm going in dry
@poopnuggets, *penetrates leg*
@JackoftheDead, instantly moist
@Murderin Mike, with blood
@Murderin Mike, no he said dry
Or you stick it in too far and it penetrates the other side.
Doesn't matter, had juice
And you end up f*cking your dog by accident and your girl is laughing at your inaccuracy at penetration at night.
That's what she said
But.. But.. You can see the hole has already been deflowered....
*shudders*... Seriously just brought up painful memories that I had previously repressed... Thanks FunnyPics
Respect the pouch!
Missed it by *that* much
If you know what I mean
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How did he not bend the straw?!
Put a little hair around it. You'll find it better that way.
Then you turn into some mutated human-lamp....
You have just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Hold on now it's coming out the other side!
Right in the childhood