No man could control power like that
@Sir Richard, not even Kanye?
@Debearus, nope...not even Kanye
@Sir Richard, watch me.
@Sir Richard, no one man should have all that power
@Sir Richard, especially not Kanye
@Sir Richard, this is the answer to any war ever. With this, no one can touch us!
@Debearus, definitely not Kanye
@Zergmare , Okay Hitler.
@ThumbsUpMan, how did you know it was me?
@Zergmare , You have this tick when ever you say war.
@Sir Richard, I maybe could, my armor is made out of nokias.
Can you hear me now?
@LovinThemColts, Go Colts!
What if you hit it with a sword as badass as Godric Gryffindir's sword, the Master Sword, the Sword of Omens, or He-Man's Power Sword? Would the entire universe explode?
@cutitout, What if Hephaestus forged the 4 swords into one, creating the most powerful sword of badassery to ever exist?
@The Steel Eagle, You sir, have an amazing nerdy imagination. You will go far in the land of the Internet.
@Tentacle Monster, Thank you. I have indeed journeyed far, and have had many marvellous and strange adventures in this realm.
@The Steel Eagle, what if he fused them with Riptide?
@CalvinandHobbes, lol yep can't forget about that
@The Steel Eagle, don't forget The Sword of Truth
@The Steel Eagle, the sword Of Gryffindir only absorbs what makes it stronger
@cutitout, actually implore on itself into an infinite black hole filled with nothing but nothingness
@cutitout, or if you hit it with a Nokia sword?
@gettinitfosho, or a Nokia in general?
That'd make a beautiful rug
@TheRAPEist, That's what I'd thought it was when I first glanced at it
On a scale of one to invading russia in the winter, how bad of an idea is it to put a Nokia in front of chuck norris' roundhouse
No, this shield is way to powerful for any man.
@Chickencow, say that to the Cap's face. I DARE YOU.
*Waits patiently for someone to count the number of phones....
Imagine frags instead of being filled with shrapnel ,its being filled with nokias or maybe nukes, guns armor we would be in distructable
.... Am I the only one wondering why anyone would have so many? It's not like you need a backup if it breaks...
Why does someone own this many Nokia phones is the real question
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
What if you hit it with a sword of Nokias?
Could he even lift it?
No one man should have all that power..
Why does Captain America get all the cool things?!
Now I get it...
@bouncingjewfro, boing boing boing boing boing
I don't get it...
I want this for… reasons
More like Mayan calendar. That things life will never end.
@The Psycho Turtle, ...but the Mayan calendar ended.