If I caught someone in the act, I would silently back out and return 5 minutes later, at which point I suggest rearranging their room and perhaps installing a doorknob with a lock. I'd make an excellent dad.
@TrippingBears, If I walked in on a girl, I'd go to fvck her and she won't mind. Works in p0rnos.
@The Asian Guy, No.
@TrippingBears, your name. I like that shlt. Its got levels.
@TrippingBears, Been caught many times. I usually respond with "Well that's what you get for not knocking. Now either help me finish up or get the hell out of here."
@TrippingBears, and that wouldn't even be your kid...
@TrippingBears, you could try knocking.
@TrippingBears, What if u got caught?
@TrippingBears, one thing I never understood as a teen is why it's such a big deal when your kid is masturbating? My friends with kids act like it's big deal and I don't know they can't even give me a reason. If I were a dad I would install a door with a lock for when they turn 10 him/her , and I'll be like you'll thank me later. It's a better alternative to going out to have sex and getting STDs or someone pregnant like most kids these days. Anyway thanks for adventuring into my mind and no hard feelings if you never come back.
hes the "master" of obvious
@Gandalf The Blue, That's debatable... Master debatable!
I don't stop.. I look them right in the eyes and finish like a beast
"Click click close"
So basically this woman just asked her young son "When are you gonna go get laid?"
You can see they blotted out Pablo Stanley's name
I'm at the park
Captain Obvious strikes again... Obviously
11 April 2014 #11April2014
I actually know a guy named mike hunt.