Must be from Boston.
@Simetricwl , I concur...
Boston be like:
“where are my khakis?” 🔑
@Simetricwl , Impossible, Bostonians don't know what avocados are
@seeUpee, showed these jokes to my bf who is a Bostonian. He says y'all are funny.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I’m not from Boston quit lying
@SimonPetrikov, HEY! Am I a joke to you? :( Lol
@Lagertha Lothbrok, Look, I love Bostonians, they're the most wonderful pieces of shjt I've ever met, but holy shjt they don't know anything about Mexican food. They didn't even know what taquitos were, they straight up just put chunks of chicken and taco sauce in UNCOOKED pita bread.
What a tasty pun
Have a car tho.
whats that, an apricot?
@Shodai Hokage, i know what you are but what am i
@Z0IDBERG, a space crustacean
I hate that I love this so much
@Nogard, I love that you love it.
Add that one to the dad resume.
I had a student tell me to stop being so loud, because I'd wake the avocados. I had to walk away to keep my composure.
OMG I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!
I hate myself. I thought it was "have a guacamole"
It took me way to long to get it.