I had limited options, your honor. There are only so many holes in the world and unfortunately my dick is attached to me. What was I supposed to do, not rape her?
@JewishXenu, Hmm.. Can't really argue with that. Case dismissed! *gavel pound*
@ TouchMyCatEars, Bring in the dancing lobsters!
@18bluecat, nice throwback
@ TouchMyCatEars, you mean the justice hammer?
@Zerker Shark, no, I mean I'm gonna literally bang the gavel. It's so sexy!
@JewishXenu, i mean she was basically begging for it
Only in a world this shvvty could people of her class excel in fame and admit to stupid things like that with no consequence
@megamanx181x, she has a ham wallet - she gets a pass
Crazy b*tch could’ve drugged me and did her thing, but noooo. She had to choose these whistle blowers! Wow
@Thecoolaccount , and I would of let her drugged me to and given me sloppy seconds... but nooooooooooo.
@seeUpee, and my axe. Wait shjt wrong meme format
See also: Amy Schumer. These monsters should be vilified like anyone else who commits these crimes. Crimes that they freely admitted to. Celebrities should be held to higher standards considering the impact they have on our society
I don't have to imagine it, there's one right there.
It's tough when no one wants to touch you with a 10 foot or even 2 inch pole, even today.
She had the option of doing the job those men hired her to do.
Speaking of rapists any of yall hear about the girl mumkey jones cheated on sheepover with?