my favorite one was: "child tested, mother approved:" ..."incest"
@Captain Penis, or the pull out method
@carguy25, my uncle once got "Sean Connery + full frontal nudity = penis envy." Next game I saw that card I had "sexy pillow fights + man meat = lumberjack fantasies"
@Captain Penis, my favorite one was : "Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you'd like, a little bit of" "whatever you wish mother
@Captain Penis, I got those with "double penertration" once
@Captain Penis, "kid tested, mother approved:" ... "coat hanger abortions"
I just got the cyanide and happiness cardgame. similar to CAH but everyone adds a punchline panel to a 3 panel comic strip
@Captain Penis, "When you get right to it, a unhinged Farris wheel rolling towards the ocean, is pretty much a, windmill full of corpses."
At this point she'd just be better off plagiarizing all the fanfic out there
@Taquito Speedo, all of it?! There's some scary stuff out there...
Q: "What's Batman's guilty pleasure?"
A: "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears"
My absolute favorite and I get it every time
Now this, this is my fetish.