caring for Earth Chan
(Starts drilling for oil)
@pirey, that’s the opposite of what she needs!
@megamanx181x, oh no, she does need a GOOD drilling!
@pirey, "D-Destroy me, Senpai!"
I care about the Earth-chan
@pirey, starts double drilling (Dp for short) no homo if our drill bits touch ok.
@dusty44 , why not just have a chick with a strap on drilling her for oil with you. Then everybody wins. Except the homosexual I guess. But this isn't his fantasy is it dusty?
@pirey, so wait, does that mean she cums oil?
I will save earth chan thru recycling!
Oh I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But have you seen her friend Mars-chan?
@PyroCMXXVI, didn’t know Elon uses funny pics
Death to earth-chan
Oh there have been rumors going around that you’ve been screwed by every man and woman. Maybe we should just be friends, k?
Legends never die
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the Chan suffix usually implicate that the subject is a child?
@CellSword, it can also mean "cute"
Don't worry about it. I'll be dead soon and that's one less me to deal with.