As a mechanic i can tell you....cars can talk.....you worthless bastards just ignore them....i hear cars screaming for help as i drive down the road..."please master im very low on oil!!" Or "holy fvck master my brakes hurt so much!" You monsters!
@MMSieBreeze, yeah I had a mechanic try to charge 40 dollars to replace my cabin air filter which takes about 3 seconds of work in the car I was in at the time. I think that's why people ignore their cars
@MMSieBreeze, I'm one of those worthless bastards...
@MMSieBreeze, I turn my car on... I can hear it say "yes, papi" when I step on the clutch, and shift the gears it gets louder and louder.
His mind will be blown
@megamanx181x, he gon blow a gasket!
I like how they state what the do after their names
I'm Matthew, the squeezer
*man do i got 3 crappy movies for you