"Yo guess what I made"
-Lazy dude with a cat who's tired of having to put on pants every time Sir Pussingtion needs to go make Bing Bong
@WelI Obviously, what's with the extra lines
@WelI Obviously, go make what?
@WelI Obviously, I'm going to only refer to my cats pooping as bing-bonging from now on.
@TheWhiteWolf, a flamboyant dolphin-elephant made of cotton candy that cries candy and never took Riley to the moon. *holding back tears* What did you think it was?
@Empshok, I thought he meant the cat needed to go take a shjt
@TheWhiteWolf, *through obvious, masculinity-shattering tears* Bing-bong is a majestic creature who deserves better!
Cat probably last his mind when he first got in that thing and it started moving
"Oh, here's a nice box to- OH MY GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?! AAAAAAH- oh, it stopped! What the hell, dude..."
I thought the cat was a squirrel and the elevator was going down so it could launch the fvcker into space.