I don’t think you got catfished... I think you got orca’d
@JacketOff, sperm whale'd also works
@BigPurpleFather, no she's just a normal whale. Pretty soon she'll be a sperm whale tho
@Nudity Industries, nope she ain't get no sperm tonight
Sigh this happened to me twice back in the old school days of MySpace, yes you read that right you young bastards I said MySpace. I learned that if a girl only shows her face and top of her chest only in her pics she was a huge woman. Did I go through with it yes but that’s not the point.
@megamanx181x, once you’ve committed you have to follow through brother.
@Dudeliness, pretty much
Y’all can still be pals
I'd still do it cause fat bitches need dick too. Plus they're extra freaky in bed.
@Medic McThungus, The freakiest guy I know is with a fat chick and only goes after them.
This is why you meet them in a public place and ask what they’re wearing first so you can scope them out and not bring out the harpoons.
Advice for younger dudes. Fat girls only show their face and boobs in profile pictures, which is pretty deceiving. So careful. (unless you’re into that.)