She is so hot
Fun story: im on a school trip and told the girl i had a little crush on about my feelings for her when we were drunk, she rejected me and said we are just school friends . I am laying in bed and hope that she dont remember last night because otherwise breakfast is going to be quite embarrassing. And while i got my heart crushed, a fvcker who i share my room with empyed my suitcase and put it in the shower. I would smack his ugly face but im afraid it will leave a mark and he tells the teachers.
@Don Quixote Corazon, if telling the teachers is a thing then just do that about the suitcase. Otherwise don't be a pvssy, beat him down
@Don Quixote Corazon, meh just do it, fuk it
@Don Quixote Corazon, I'd do more than smack his ass you better whoop him for doing that.
@Don Quixote Corazon, punch him in the Gut, it doesn't bruise as much
@Don Quixote Corazon, I wouldn't hit him, then you get in trouble and no one wins. Try making a case for switching roommates.
probably not possible, also the most of the others in my room are really chilled
@Don Quixote Corazon, just tell the teachers
@Don Quixote Corazon, pick up some hot sauce and leave just a little bit on the inside of the crotch of all his clean underwear
@Don Quixote Corazon, That guy is a pvssy. Sorry brother but sh!t will get better
@Effectpanda, Put it in a ketchup bottle, wait till he’s asleep, give him a jalapeño enema.
@Nellybert , Alright, calm down satan
@Effectpanda, Very apt, given the involvement of a ring of fire.... 🤣
@Don Quixote Corazon, his toothbrush is unattended in the bathroom. Just saying.
Don't worry the Catholic priests are already on it
@Intentionally Blank, only if she’s underage
@Tyler643, and a boy
I've said this before and will say it again. You anime people are fųcked in the head.
I think we peaked with bowsette
@Diskum, I totally agree. She is the hottest, baddest, thiccest, out of them all... and I would love to die by snu-snu
@seeUpee, but she's a guy
@18bluecat, not with the crown she is not :D
2016, we want to fvck a snake
Let’s be real here, we’ve been and will continue to fvck the planet regardless.
Weren’t we trying to fvck a restaurant at one point?
Dudes so thirsty, you'd swear they just crawled through a cartoon desert!
I’ll also remind you all we are not even half way through 2019
Wouldn't do it. Poor thing needs to recover before any lewd things. Plus, I don't have a nun fetish.
What is this from?
No... we don’t always to have fuvk everything
The fire already did the job on that last one.