Cats are jerks
One reason I prefer dogs over cats.
@I shjt you not, I prefer pússy over bítches.
@The Milky Man, porque no los dos?
@I shjt you not, they uncover the shjt you try to hide from others?
@I shjt you not, excuse me?
@Taquito Speedo, Yo no speak-o Spanish-o.
@The Milky Man,
el no a you smoko
Putana da seatbeltz
@Taquito Speedo, De nada?
@The Milky Man, Taquito
@Taquito Speedo, La leche Man.
@The Milky Man, what about male dogs?
@Taquito Speedo, por qué*
They are set on the world's destruction
Excuse me, pardon me, this is out of place. All in a day's work of being a cat, it's tough but SOMEBODY has to do it.
Something's different... Oh wait! Everything's perfect... A little too perfect... THAT DAMN CORNER PIECE IS IN AGAIN
This is what you get for cutting corners.
Now glue the damned thing and watch the cat lose it's mind.
This is why i prefer dogs
Time to get a dog
*aliens guy* CATS.
"Fúck your corner piece!"