Text from the cat that I do not own
First rule of remakes: don't f*ck with the original.
@John McClane, that's actually the third rule, the first rule of remakes is Do Not Talk About Remakes
@John McClane, don't you have your wife to go save or something..
@Quinniebe, can't... Budget cuts...
@John McClane, This is a scream quote *facepalm*
@Sober Irish Mom, Scream 4 actually. You think I didn't know that?
ATTENTION! I would like to take this moment to say, compared to Dog texts... Cat texts suck
@Samuel L Jackson, All in favor, say Are.
@Samuel L Jackson, I will take this moment to say that this has been said a million times in a million different ways by a million different people for millions of years.
@The Joke Killer, thank you
@Draven, are..... ?
@Jeff Spicoli, and auto correct saves the day. Aye*
@Samuel L Jackson, that is your opinion...
@Maturity, yes it is. And I shared my opinion
Dog texts are better than cat texts, but my dog never got me an endorsement, nor did he put me in charge of a bunch of women in minimal clothing whom are contractually obligated to do whatever I say
@lakewood20, I think I might get myself a cat
@lakewood20, you don't understand management and laws do you?
@FFCrisisC, you don't understand jokes and the realistic capabilities of cats do you?
10 February 2014
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD!!!
How about neither of them are funny
*Will Smith's face* I ain't even mad
That's the opposite of a problem.
Hooters? I'm game